Alphabet Soup Aficionados Gifts

Diner. Menu. You overcooked the alphabet soup. The letters aren't holding their shape. We'll just say it's "cursive style"!

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Bureau of the Budget. If we serve alphabet soup, we can count it as a lunch program and a literacy program!

Polish Alphabet Soup.

'I'm dieting - just the alphabet soup with no big words please!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Soup of the month.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Bottomless bowl of soup

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.