Alphabet Soup Aficionados Mugs

Polish Alphabet Soup.

'I'm dieting - just the alphabet soup with no big words please!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'