Alphabet Soup Aficionado Mugs

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Bureau of the Budget. If we serve alphabet soup, we can count it as a lunch program and a literacy program!

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

You're economizing. ONly one letter in the alphabet soup.

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup

'Which choo-choo train is appropriate?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Soup of the month.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup