Soup Aficionado Mugs

'Can't you read?!'

"There's no fly in my soup!"

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Hospital : Intensive Care, Minimal Care, Chicken Soup.

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

Politically Correct Cafe: Try our alphabet soup in all languages.

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

There's no chicken it that chicken soup. . .

'Your 'Egg drop' soup Sir.'

'Since we've taught Koko language, he's produced three chicken soup books.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Waiter, there's no fly in my soup."

'They say Robert De Niro just loves it'

The Vindictive Carrot: 'Hello Mr Turnip that soups you!!!'

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

"Do you mind if I substitute a generic brand of chicken soup?"

"What's the soup of the day?"

"Home-made soup sir?"

"Gutsy little b*gger isn't he?"

Alphabet Soup

Lifeguard for Fly Swimming in Soup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

Soup of the month.

Could I get a mosquito in my soup instead of a fly? Sorry. No substitutions.

Give a fly a bowl of soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to use a crock-pot and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup. What's more, they're doing the old "good fly, bad fly" routine.

F&E Diner. Really? Greek alphabet soup? Yes, we're beta-testing it!

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

'Talking about soup for the past three hours has me hankerin' for a nice bowl of...uh, a nice bowl of...'

'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'

"You were supposed to be IN the soup!"

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'