Alphabet Soup Appreciator Mugs

"How will drinking more wine make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup every day and it hasn't made me a better speller."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Punch Initials - O

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'

E-Reader

Literary rain