Alias Adventurer Gifts

"Welcome back, Mr Smith."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Alphabet soup

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."