Math Genius Admirer Gifts

"I'm curious. Are you such a pain in the rear because you're a focused mathematical prodigy or are you just a natural born jackass?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Common Core Family Therapy

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'