Mathematics Genius Gifts

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Pi Ala Mode.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

When Cells Divide

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

math faculty

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

"It's still in beta."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Quick! Name the capitol of North Dakota! What is an isosceles triangle? How high is mount everest? Think! You did study, didn't you, young man?'

'Damage to the environment, Miss.'

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.