Mathematics Genius Gifts

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Pi Ala Mode.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

When Cells Divide

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

math faculty

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

"It's still in beta."

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Damage to the environment, Miss.'

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.