Math Genius Gifts

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

(Long complicated equation) = TENURE.

'You haven't tried this? It's sensational with math homework.'

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

Einstein's dog.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

When Cells Divide

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.