Geometric Genius Gifts

The Finalists of Giza's Capstone Contest.

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Mobius? Who's Mobius?'

'Euclid's Cat'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

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Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Hares looking at Euclid

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.