Mathematical Genius Gifts

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Pi Ala Mode.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

When Cells Divide

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

math faculty

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Nocturne

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"It's still in beta."

Superhero violinist

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"