Mathematical Genius Gifts

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Pi Ala Mode.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

When Cells Divide

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Yo Yo Tricks.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

math faculty

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Nocturne

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"It's still in beta."

Superhero violinist

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Where baby grand pianos come from.