Math Genius In Training Gifts

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

When Cells Divide

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

math faculty

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

"It's still in beta."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."