Genius In Training Gifts

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

'Adult prodigy' "It's most extraordinary -and he's only 37."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Edison: The Early Years,

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Super Student

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

A child busking

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Palm Reader...

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Excruciating boredom, my son, is the beginning of wisdom."

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

"Don't worry, I've called IT support."

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

"We sign with the baby all the time. This morning I was reading her my latest manuscript and she signed the words for, 'fresh', 'insightful' and 'poignant'."