Math Genius In Training Prints

"Frankly, Ms. Brandt, I'm content to leave addition to the experts."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

When Cells Divide

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

math faculty

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"It's still in beta."

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."