Math Geniuses Gifts

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Pi Ala Mode.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

When Cells Divide

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Common Core Family Therapy

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

math faculty

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"It's still in beta."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.