Math Geeks Gifts

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Maths is fun!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

When Cells Divide

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."