Equation Geek Gifts

Looking for gifts for your favorite equation geek? Discover a range of clever, quirky, and stylish items that speak their language—whether they love solving problems or just enjoy some math-inspired fun. Perfect for students, teachers, or anyone obsessed with numbers, these products combine humor with their passion for equations.

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math. mockup

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Math Dreams

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'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?' mockup

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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"But everyone is befuddled by math." mockup

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

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Gifts for a cloned baby!

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'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.' mockup

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

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Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'. mockup

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel." mockup

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!' mockup

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

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"May I get an equation in edgewise." mockup

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

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'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.' mockup

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

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"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this." mockup

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

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"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life." mockup

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

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"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..." mockup

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

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'Simply put.'

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"He gets easily abstracted."

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'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.' mockup

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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Equation Geek Gifts Collection

Equation Geek Mugs

Explore our selection of equation geek mugs—witty, fun designs that celebrate a love for mathematics in every sip.

Equation Geek Pillows

Discover our equation geek pillows—comfortable and fun accents for any math enthusiast’s home.

Equation Geek Prints

Browse our math-inspired prints—bring a clever and inspiring touch to your space or gift a fellow equation lover.

Equation Geek T-Shirts

Check out our equation geek T-shirts—stylish and humorous, perfect for showing off your math pride.