Math Genius Admirer Mugs

"I'm curious. Are you such a pain in the rear because you're a focused mathematical prodigy or are you just a natural born jackass?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Math Teacher

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."