Algorithm Admirer Gifts

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Reading my Critics

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

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"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Early Programmers.

Robot walking pet robot

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."