Algorithm Enthusiasts Gifts

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Early Programmers.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Hidden Facebook Features

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"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Something to do with algorithms."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

"The abominable algorithm"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

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