Algorithm Enthusiast Gifts

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Hold on, Ms. Goodwin. I'm checking with the algorithm that's managing your money."

Investors can't blame brokers any more

"Are you also getting those Instagram ads for a head on a pike?"

Early Programmers.

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"The algorithm that we use to identify your customer satisfaction ratio is extremely sophisticated, which way up would you like the results?"

"This is you perfect match. Believe me, algorithms don't lie."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

Hidden Facebook Features

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Something to do with algorithms."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

"The abominable algorithm"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

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"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"I think we're going to have to look at our recruitment algorithms again."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

"Not tonight, Dear...haven't you got an algorithm for it?"