Algorithm Enthusiast Prints

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Hold on, Ms. Goodwin. I'm checking with the algorithm that's managing your money."

Investors can't blame brokers any more

"Are you also getting those Instagram ads for a head on a pike?"

Early Programmers.

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"The algorithm that we use to identify your customer satisfaction ratio is extremely sophisticated, which way up would you like the results?"

"This is you perfect match. Believe me, algorithms don't lie."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Minority Report

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

Hidden Facebook Features

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

You Shouldn't Have

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

Fakebook

"Something to do with algorithms."

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

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