Algorithm Aficionado Gifts

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'This is our Lookup Table.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"The algorithm we're using to identify our 'ideal' customer still needs a bit of work."

"Sell luddite stocks. Buy funds managed by algorithms."

"Smith, insurance co. According to our algorithms you should have died two years ago. Sorry, but algorithms don't have any sense of humour."

"Oh, he's in the shed musing on the differences between algorithms and memes."

"Not tonight, Dear...haven't you got an algorithm for it?"

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

Human Silicon Chip: Capable of six computations per hour.

"I never touched him - it must have been a rogue algorithm."

'Oh, just sitting back and letting - computer-generated trading do all the work.'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

You Shouldn't Have

You Shouldn't Have

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

Early Programmers.

Congratulations Strike Over!

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Hidden Facebook Features

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."