Algebra Artist Mugs

Confusing equations.

Lemniskate

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math Dreams

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'Maths is fun!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'I did it all from memory.'

Staff Yearbook

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"I don't look at it as right and wrong, I look at it as two different strategies with two different outcomes."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

Math Jokes

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

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First period algebra

"Hey – I just found my first real-world application of studying algebra!"

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."