Equation Artist Gifts

'Physicists from a tough neighbourhood'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

'Math is more art than science.'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Albert Einstein

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Math Dreams

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Lemniskate

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Think Tank

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Genius Envy

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Have you been working out?"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'