Equation Artist Gifts

'Physicists from a tough neighbourhood'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

'Math is more art than science.'

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Math Dreams

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Lemniskate

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Think Tank

Genius Envy

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Have you been working out?"

Science Fair Judgements

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'