Tech-savvy Mathematician Gifts

Tossing computer into canyon.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"Buy my data $20"

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Have you considered using email?

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

Employee performance review software.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'