Tech-savvy Mathematician Gifts

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Why not Google it?'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Buy my data $20"

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

Have you considered using email?

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

Sartre's E-Mail

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Employee performance review software.