Playful Mathematician Pillows

"Darling, you complete me!"

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Math/After Math

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Mathematics.

Kids on Building Site.

Alternative Accountants

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'Creative right?'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Remote control bridge in bath.