Music-loving Mathematician Pillows

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Jewish Geometry

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Pi fight!

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

The geometry of everyday life

Jobs for graduates

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

Home Schooled On The Range

Mathematics.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Euclidean Dog.

Count of Monte Cristo

Alternative Accountants

"Students better understand the pie chart concept when I display it like this."

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

How scientists propose

Brain Crash

'Adam, are you sure this what He meant by 'being fruitful and multiplying'...?'

'Here - I did my math homework, but the details are still sketchy.'

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

"Darling, you complete me!"