Music Lover With A Finance Twist Pillows

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

Loud Chorister

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

At the CD shop.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Elvis' autopsy

Accountant sings the blues

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

the Carpenters greatest hits...

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

Liam Gallagher

Sadojazzachists

"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Social security cargo plane.

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'He's got a really big sound.'

'...anything else, sir?'

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

Buy low, sell high, tithe

"My next song goes out to all those staffers who worry about job status in light of the recent reorg. It's called 'Somehow We'll Manage'."

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.

Investments: We have organic and gluten-free stocks.

Beginning Band Class. Well, I guess it's time for me to face the music.