Music-loving Investor Pillows

'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Artist Painting Dollar.

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

At The Clown Bank.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Accountant sings the blues

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

Marketed music.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

I suggest shares in the music industry. Is that a sound investment?

Well my broker says...

'It's true. You can go wrong with basic black.'

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'Stand over there and hold out some money. I want to test my fiscal compass.'

"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

"Ah, here's some good news, Mr. Gormley. It seems you've been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."

"This song is for anyone who has ever loved and lost in the market."

'The muzak on this elevator reminds me of my first time in Paris.'

Priest being photographed in ritualistic figure

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger