Pop Culture Investor Pillows

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Superheroes take a selfie

George Michael

"Look! No hands!"

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Michael Jackson

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Hugh fans!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Time Machine Collision

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Michael Jackson.

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Elvis Presley

Musical notes bubble gum.

Little Known Moments In History

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.