Music-loving Investor Gifts

'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

King with the boom box.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Artist Painting Dollar.

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

At The Clown Bank.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

Accountant sings the blues

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

I can't believe it. My band's new album sold a million copies on iTunes. I'm rich! First thing I'm going to do is buy a mansion with twelve rooms, each with its own Playstation and Xbox that my butler will play for me. You might not want to spend any of that money just yet, little buddy. You might need it for the settlement. What settlement? I'm not sure it was entirely legal to name your album "Beyonce's New Album." I added "sarcastic quotes" around it, so it'll be fine.

Marketed music.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'It's true. You can go wrong with basic black.'

Well my broker says...

I suggest shares in the music industry. Is that a sound investment?

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'Stand over there and hold out some money. I want to test my fiscal compass.'

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

"Ah, here's some good news, Mr. Gormley. It seems you've been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."

"This song is for anyone who has ever loved and lost in the market."

Priest being photographed in ritualistic figure

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger