
My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...
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My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...
Mardi Gras
'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'
Guitarist
He kept up his guitar practise...
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.
'I'm too hot to trot.'
Piano Recital
'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'
Rap music
'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'
'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''
Chano Pozo,
Freddie Mercury
'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'
Punk Reindeer
Guitar Man.
A bird plays the flute to a cat.
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
Serenading
Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?
Timpani.
'Their daughter plays the violin.'
Cut out and keep your own DJ.
Playing Mozart to the baby.
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