Music Lover With A Finance Twist Gifts

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

Loud Chorister

At the CD shop.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Accountant sings the blues

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

Social security cargo plane.

Sadojazzachists

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'He's got a really big sound.'

'...anything else, sir?'

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

"My next song goes out to all those staffers who worry about job status in light of the recent reorg. It's called 'Somehow We'll Manage'."

Buy low, sell high, tithe

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.

Investments: We have organic and gluten-free stocks.

'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'