Music Entrepreneur Gifts

"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

'Or maybe I should just to authentic yet accessible country pop?'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Garage Music

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'The music business.'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

At the CD shop.

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Whacked music.

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

Tune Up Shop.

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

The Artist Share of the Golden Goose Internet

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

I can't believe it. My band's new album sold a million copies on iTunes. I'm rich! First thing I'm going to do is buy a mansion with twelve rooms, each with its own Playstation and Xbox that my butler will play for me. You might not want to spend any of that money just yet, little buddy. You might need it for the settlement. What settlement? I'm not sure it was entirely legal to name your album "Beyonce's New Album." I added "sarcastic quotes" around it, so it'll be fine.