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"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'The music business.'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

At the CD shop.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

The Artist Share of the Golden Goose Internet

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Marketed music.