Musical Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

Mozart on a computer,

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Money Plant.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'The music business.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

'Seven companies in three years.'

Composer.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'