Artsy Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Artist Painting Dollar.

Setting up companies

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Edward Colston

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Digital Canvas

Arnold Schoenberg

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The Choreograph

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

Wildlife crafts

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos