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"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Specially formuated for bad drawers! Rubber with a pencil on the end.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Dog Walker

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Artist Painting Dollar.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Steam of Consciousness

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

'Creative right?'

Edward Colston

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'