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"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Specially formuated for bad drawers! Rubber with a pencil on the end.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

High School Schedule

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'Mind if I join you?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Artist Painting Dollar.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dog Walker

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Operation Tattoo

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Steam of Consciousness

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

Edward Colston

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'Creative right?'