Artsy Entrepreneur Pillows

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Setting up companies

Artist Painting Dollar.

Operation Tattoo

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Edward Colston

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

The Choreograph

Sculptor sculpts an easel

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Arnold Schoenberg

Digital Canvas

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

"Weed cookies"

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.