Offbeat Entrepreneur Pillows

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

Setting up companies

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Seven companies in three years.'

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

"Weed cookies"

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

'If business is slow, and you want my advice, changing your business name would help...'

"We've merged and formed a company called 'Two Guys and a Hat.'"

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

Girl with an all natural lemonade stand squeezes lemons into the mouths of customers.