Ironic Entrepreneur Pillows

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

Setting up companies

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'Seven companies in three years.'

Help! Author of the best-selling book, 'How to invest' - but lost it all in the stock market.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

I can't believe it - I've made it again!!!

"Repent! Or your return on investment shall wither and there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth in Accounts Receivable."

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

'When you said that you carried the whole weight of the company on your shoulders. . .'

The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.

"Whenever we talk to staff the work/life issue keeps cropping up!"

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'