Ironic Marketer Pillows

Street beggar with paper-bagged wine and sign reading 'Wine Tasting Today - $5.00'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Floss Street Vendor

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Cold caller.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Doomsday marketing

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."