Quirky Marketers Pillows

"This is so moving. I just wish he didn't bring the merch stand."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"That's our new church mascot."

Floss Street Vendor

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Doomsday marketing

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

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'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

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