Quirky Marketing Pillows

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Rejected Product Mascots

"That's our new church mascot."

Floss Street Vendor

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Seven deadly sins store

Doomsday marketing

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

STRIP Hambone: Desktop Publishing by potato printing

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'