Quirky Marketing T-Shirts

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Rejected Product Mascots

"That's our new church mascot."

'Mind if I join you?'

Floss Street Vendor

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Seven deadly sins store

Doomsday marketing

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

STRIP Hambone: Desktop Publishing by potato printing

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."