Quirky Promotions T-Shirts

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

Career opportunities

"That's our new church mascot."

Floss Street Vendor

I got the raise

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Don't tell anyone, but I got the promotion by selling my soul on e-bay.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'Bon Bons Away!'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'If Yomp is on it, how fast a track can is be?'

'Get me personnel!'

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

4 x 4s - buy one, get one free.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back-flip.

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'