Quirky Advertiser Pillows

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

Direct Marketing...

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"That's our new church mascot."

Floss Street Vendor

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

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Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Our Staff Picks

"I think he's running as an independent."

Bikini Tax Prep.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

'Eat at my place, I'm very lonely'