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"That's our new church mascot."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

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"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

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"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

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"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"He's a genius at product placement."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

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Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'