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'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"I love you, you big fool."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Junk Mail

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Joan of Arc - The Mother of Advertising.

A man and his cat watch tv

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

"No kidding? After appearing in a cat food commercial, you signed a sneaker deal?"

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Chiropractor Tube Men

Why can't life be like a Taster's choice commerial

Panty Hose 25c - Installed Free.

I apologise for being shirtless, but I'm being paid to advertise with a tattoo.